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Joke of the Day
"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"
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"How long is a pedicure? 2 feet."
"I know weathermen get excited about snow, but it's kind of distracting when they jerk off during the forecast."
"""The book was way better"" - hobo trying to burn a DVD for warmth"
"I was getting the kids out of the bath last night when a complete stranger burst through the door. I swear I've never moved faster down a drainpipe."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Jock Barbie ...looks like Dennis Rodman"
"I wonder if Martha Washington ever got splinters from George's teeth."
"Just found out that Aaarrrrggghhh' is not a real word. I can't even tell you how angry I am"
"After I clear my browser history I do a quick google search for things like ""feeding the hungry"" and ""How to thank a loving wife"""
"How do you fit 4 guys on a bar stool? Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off? Shake the stool. ^(OK, I'll leave now.)"