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Joke of the Day
"My favorite music genre is a refined form of rock... Metal"
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"Roommates Roommate 1: ""You think I'm nosy, don't you?!"" Roommate 2: ""No, not at all!"" Roommate 1: ""Then why'd you write that in your diary?!"""
"Think about it! You're already thinking about it, you might as well do it."
"Billion dollar idea: An app that sends you a text when the light turns green."
"COMMERCIAL: [Woman hangs screaming from a light fitting over a gaping abyss] Narrator: FLOORS"
"Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison? Treeson."
"How do you stop a baby from crawling in a circle? Nail it's other hand to the floor."
"Why was Slave Leia covered in cum and picking hair out of her mouth? She's into Chewkaki."
"How tall does the grass grow in Germany? Nein feet tall."
"Her: I like smart guys Me [eats soup with a fork & pretends I understood Interstellar]: thats what happens if u get stuck behind a bookcase"