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Joke of the Day

"What do wolves even want from the moon?"

"So Oscar Pistorious was sentenced to 5 years of prison. In my opinion, his excuse was lame. I don't think he had a leg to stand on."

"I just typed ""cupkale"" instead of ""cupcake"" and accidentally invented what has to be the worst dessert idea ever."

"According to NASA Size DOES matter."

"Guys, don't take the first step cause girls hate that easy guy. Also, you must take the first step cause they hate the shy one. Good luck!"

"I bought my wife a pair of slippers and a dildo for Christmas... If she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself. - From The Sopranos"

"I used to think my neighbors were racist but that thoughtful burning cross they put in my yard proved to be a great source of natural light."

"I got a discount circumcision from a friend. He did a terrible job, but it was really a fantastic discount. Now I'm not sure if I should complain or not. I'm really torn."

"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit"

"A joke about a bird Eh, never mind. It would probably just go over your head."