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Joke of the Day

"What do wolves even want from the moon?"

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward? Because it only ate vegetables."

"I've just started playing the triangle in a reggae band I stand at the back and ting."

"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"

"friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you're like ""yup I like this one"" and you just do stuff with them"

"Today I saw a guy driving around with upward of 10 parking tickets on his windshield. Now what were you saying about not giving a fuck?"

"I laughed at a lot of the posts here on Reddit. They /r/jokes."

"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"

"When a guy flirts with me I start blushing uncontrollably and I hide. Then I wait for them outside their house wearing a wedding dress."