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Joke of the Day

"friendship is so weird.. you just pick a human you've met and you're like ""yup I like this one"" and you just do stuff with them"

"Why did the console gamer cross the road To render the other side"

"Why aren't there any 'Knock, Knock' jokes about America? 'Cuz freedom rings, baby!"

"Why are Women like buses? You wait all day for one then find out 48 other people in the local area have been riding on her."

"I suspect Elmer Fudd is an r/jokes mod, and I have evidence [wemoved]"

"You can't run through a campground You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California? Because they, like, can't even deal."

"What video game does hitler play? Mein craft"

"What does someone with a foot fetish wish for? To meet their solemate."

"Two cannibals were eating a clown.... One turns to the other and asks, ""Hey, does this taste funny to you?"""