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Joke of the Day
"Where do college students go for medical attention? An I.V. League."
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"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One's pretty heavy and the other is a little lighter"
"She asked me to buy Tampons so I bought Kotex, because that one time I wanted ice cream and she bought frozen yogurt."
"Why was the tree in prison? Because it broke every branch of the law."
"How did people travel through Germany when Hitler was in power? Not sea. Get it? like Nazi. but not sea. get it?"
"Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents? Cos it's tear-able."
"A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says ""make me one with everything""."
"Girls say they want a guy with a sense of humor, but they don't specify what type. Remember, serial killers think murder is a hoot."
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!"
"I quit watching awards shows, because I never win anything."