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Joke of the Day
"*gets bitten *becomes shy shy"
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"Who cares if you pee in the shower? The bride and all her guests, apparently."
"Ask me if I'm a bear How am I supposed to BEAR comments like that one?"
"Examine the shadows around my eyes. They speak of loss, of longing, of doom. Also, I buy mascara at the dollar store."
"So I've heard there's a heroin epidemic among white teens... I guess they're used to shooting up to solve their problems"
"What were the photocopier's last words? Good night, sweet prints..."
"*comes home from poker night earlier than usual looks at wife while picking up the dog and leaves without saying anything*"
"Called to my managers office today He said ""you can't wear pyjamas to work you idiot!"" I replied "" everyone else does though"" He replied ""THEIR PATIENTS"""
"What did the creator of knock knock jokes win? A No-bell prize"
"You had me at being a woman."