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Joke of the Day

"Why did the vegan zombie visit the coma ward? Because it only ate vegetables."

"Space may sound romantic... But I'd never take a date there; there's no atmosphere."

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"Just hung a picture of Steve Buscemi over my daughters toothbrush to ensure proper brushing."

"A feminist, a vegan, and a person who does CrossFit walk into a bar. I know this because they didn't shut up about it the entire night."

"What do you call it when a hooker farts? A prostitoot."

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"How to wash dishes like a bachelor: 1. Put in sink 2. Wait"

"When I hear teenagers talk I wonder why there's not a high school class dedicated to learning the definition of the word ""literally"""

"[clown cleaning shower] MRS CLOWN: Don't forget to remove the hair from the drain. [clown just keeps pulling long multi-coloured hair out]"