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Joke of the Day

"What does an 80 yr old lady have between her tits that an 18 yr old woman doesn't have? A bellybutton"

"Did you hear about that really successful scarecrow? He is well known for being outstanding in his field."

"My iPhone does NOT rule my life. Battery - Don't worry, Siri. I got this."

"Never Judge the Beauty Of a Girl By Her Profile Picture. Judge it By the Photos She is Tagged in"

"I've been told the best humour is self deprecating. But I'm rubbish at it."

"Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm."

"[texting gf] February 13th ""I think we should spend some time apart"" February 15th ""Ok that was enough time"""

"What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white fairy tail? White begins, ""Once upon a time..."" Black begins, ""Y'all motherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit!"""

"I served baby rabbit this evening. It got over the net, but there was practically no bounce."

"The most popular car brands are German, Japanese, and Italian. It's like losing WW2 is a prerequisite for making good autos."