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Joke of the Day
"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"
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"Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel? The Penny Pinscher"
"My Friend Told Me His Girlfriend Talks a lot in Her Sleep.. ..Apparently ""I Know"" wasn't the right answer."
"[breaks into your house] [steals your shoes] [walks a mile in them] [judges you]"
"What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting? He got fired."
"So there's this guy that does nothing but masturbate and watch Netflix all day... Oh wait... That's me."
"What words men never want to hear during sex? Hi honey, I'm home."
"My blind friend and his birthday I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read."
"I heard one of the best jokes I've ever heard in my life yesterday! It was about an anti-climax."
"Just took a huge Nicolas Cage movie."