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Joke of the Day
"And the he told me he was kilt shopping. So, apparently I'm married to Braveheart."
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"Statistically speaking 5 out of 6 people are pro gang rape."
"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"
"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."
"My nan's star sign is cancer. It's pretty ironic how she died. She was eaten by a giant crab."
"What's the best way to kick a habit today (day after Thanksgiving)? Cold turkey."
"Twitter is going to get very dark when we all get older and are still tweeting from our Alzheimer and dementia riddled brains."
"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"
"Loltard: Someone who uses 'lol' too much."
"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"