191933

Joke of the Day

"What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor? Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too."

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"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"Which side of a horse has the most hair? The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! ~Skip"
"Friday!!! I'm so glad you are back. I'm sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday, but I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"I wanted to lose 10 pounds this year. Only 13 to go."
"Whenever I'm not feeling well, I just imagine Tyrannosaurus Rex masturbating."
"Don't ever debate with an absurdist... because you will always chair apple man with hands for eyes."
"Why do Arabs wear thawbs? Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away."
"Sexist joke (insulting but funny) What do you call a woman who's lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced!"
"A Jewish boy asks his father for 50 dollars, to which he replied.... 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for?"