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Joke of the Day

"Whats BNAG? Its bang out of order!"

"Never marry a woman who was captain of the debate team."

"Okay, vampires are invisible in mirrors, I totally get that. But, come on, their clothes?!? #science"

"My wife said, compared to a lot of girls out here, that I'm lucky to have her. I said ""Yeah? Maybe, but I'll do my own research thank you""."

"*gets several new followers on Sunday *adds Jesus to resume"

"What is the most important use for cowhide? To hold the cow together."

"I wish I hadn't bought so much Encyclopedia Britannica stock in 1999."

"why do women enjoy sex more than men A wise man said : ""When you have an itchy ears , and then you put your finger in your ear and scartch which one feel better your finger or your ear ?"""

"My wallet is like an onion Every time I look at it, I cry"

"Why did Walmart go out of business in Iraq? Because there are too many targets."