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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head? Facial Hare"

"Why are black people fast runners? They have 3 long strong legs."

"A battery is like a loner They're both not included in anything"

"I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back."

"...and the award for best lead actress in a dramatic role goes to me for ""I Have A Sinus Infection, Why Don't You Care That I'm Dying"""

"Blondes is a nutshell Blonde: ""What does IDK stand for?"" Brunette: ""I don't know."" Blonde: ""OMG, nobody does!"""

"I'm a heroine addict Wonder Woman, Super Woman, Batgirl--I just can't get enough of them!"

"A dog says to the other, ""Woof!"" The other replies, ""Moo!"" The first dog is perplexed. He says, ""Moo? Why did you say, Moo?'"" The other dog answers, ""I'm trying to learn a foreign language."""

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."