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Joke of the Day

"A Doctor, Nun, Priest, Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman all walk into a bar. The barman takes one look and says: 'What is this, a joke?'"

"What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin? They're afraid of change."

"What is the cutest piece of clothing? Cutie"

"What do you call a man who is attracted to black guys? A homiesexual!"

"Lunch. Meeting. Sure, let's ruin both at once."

"A mime fell down a well and couldn't call for help. His larynx was crushed during the fall."

"him: what are u wearing me: I AM WREATHED IN VOID, AN EMPTINESS WHICH ADMITS NO LIGHT OR LIFE & SIGNALS THE END OF ALL THINGS him: thats hot"

"How do you start an Ethiopian rave? Staple some food to the ceiling."

"So there I was... ...balls deep in a man's ass. He turns around and asks ""Hey, can I have a reach-around?"" So I asked, ""What are you, gay?"""