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Joke of the Day
"I used to be a fan but now I'm an air conditioner."
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"How busy can you actually be if you just took the time to change your online status to say so."
"Let me make this simple, I want to be invited but I don't want to go."
"#feelthebern As a Jew I'm not sure Bernie is allowed to say that"
"What's the difference between a woman and a computer? The woman won't take a 2.5 inch floppy."
"4 y.o: I used the potty. Can I have a treat? Me: No. You always go in the potty 4: I can stop Me: Apparently I negotiate with terrorists"
"Premature ejaculator seeks bubbly, blonde female with big ti...... Hang on. It dosen't matter now......!"
"Why do feminists hate rubbing the body? Because it's massage-gynistic"
"My home security system is just 15 motion-activated Big Mouth Billy Basses."
"Had sex at the bowling ally on the ball return.. ...the girl loved it because I gave her 9lbs from the front and 14 from the back"