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Joke of the Day

"The Disney Channel should be renamed 'Celebrity Prehab.'"

"What did the bro say to the bro who couldn't make it to the party because he didn't have a car? Do you even Lyft?"

"Don't keep grudges, let everything aside and give a good hug to your enemies!!! ...when you are really sick"

"Whenever somebody calls me ugly, I get super sad and want to hug them. I know life is tough for the visually impaired."

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."

"Stay out of my dreams if you're not going to be there when I open my eyes"

"What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell."

"Daniel Day-Lewis walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""What'll it be?"" but he already knows because he's also Daniel-Day Lewis."

"What do sexy farmers say all day? ""Brown-chicken-brown-cow!"" And then they swagger a bit."