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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Just to clarify: If original content is about Carlos Mencia, is it a repost?"

"If dogs have taught me anything, it's that barking is a GREAT way to get rid of people you don't want to speak to. Works for me EVERY TIME."

"This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life"

"Apparently Cadbury's are making an oriental chocolate bar I reckon it's just a Chinese whisper"

"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."

"Q: Why is being in the military like a blow job? A: The closer you get to discharge the better you feel."

"DOCTOR: Are you sexually active? ME: Depends on what you mean by active. There are plenty of active volcanos that haven't gone off in years"

"If I make you breakfast in bed, a simple thank you is all I need. Don't concern yourself with how I got in your house."

"I like my women like I like my peanut butter Chunky."