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Joke of the Day
"Stay out of my dreams if you're not going to be there when I open my eyes"
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"Why aren't sumos chummy with racecar drivers? They move in different circles."
"*throws a rock at a bird* Me [writing in ""science"" journal]: birds don't like rocks."
"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."
"Bully: Give me your lunch money Me (clutching my lunch sack against my body): My name isn't Money"
"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."
"What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? Rolaids."