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Joke of the Day

"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."

"Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs? Because they can't even."

"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"

"The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed...... unless it meets Chuck Norris."

"I was in a porno once but I only had a small part"

"What's scary about a white man in prison? You know he did it"

"What is the difference between a prostitute and a Democrat? A prostitute stops screwing you when you run out of money."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered six offender."

"Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet I'll start with a couple I've heard: ""Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."" ""Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."""

"What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living? A bad gambler"