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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell."
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"What was Alex Rodriguez's last hit? Who gives a shit, he's finally done ruining the sport."
"What is the best nickname for a nun in heaven? If you guessed ""Heaven nun"" or ""Angel nun"" you're wrong. The answer was ""Nun of the Above""."
"Asked the burd in Krispy kremes for 5 Nutella donuts and she says ""have you got any nut allergies"" aye pal I'm planning suicide by donut"
"Why do mice need oiling ? Because they squeak !"
"Which blood type do most of the people in Taiwan's capital city have? Taipei"
"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."
"What's the Riddler's favourite beverage? Obscuri-tea."
"What's the best way to organize your cakes, muffins, and hamburger buns? Alphabreadically!"
"What is long, brown and covered in flies? The welfare line."