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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves? Russell."
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"Hey everyone in a play pretending to drive a car - stop steering so much."
"""Your resume says you've been to prison?"" Me: Sorry, that's a mistake ""So you haven't?"" Me: I have, I just didn't mean to put it on there"
"Scroll no further, as it only get worse from here..."
"What's the difference between regular sex and anal sex? One makes your day and one makes your hole weak."
"The get rich or die trying philosophy on life is going terribly one sided for me."
"Did you hear about the new condoms for frogs? They're rrrrribbet for her pleasure!"
"I saw an attractive woman spank her kid in McDonalds after he threw his fries on the ground, so I also threw mine on the ground."
"One atom asks a hipster atom, ""Hey, did you lose an electron?"" The hipster atom replies, ""No, I'm just being ionic."""
"When my wife asked me to stop being a flamingo.. I had to put my foot down"