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Joke of the Day

"Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator? It could get you an in descent exposure charge."

"Half Indian I have a friend who's half Indian. Ian."

"Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11"

"A scientist comes over to test the pigs of a farmer who smokes weed... They were all pot-bellied pigs."

"What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died? Well I'll be damned!"

"Why is the ocean salty? Because land doesn't wave back."

"What do you call a sad terrorist? A crisis"

"Why was Kanye's Christmas gift to Kim spoiled? Because he's a bad wrapper"

"*Husband buys me flowers* Me: Aw sweet, but don't waste money on things that are going to die. Him: But you keep buying the cat food."

"Vegetarian curry is like lesbian sex. Same amount of heat, none of the meat."