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"My friend was upset that he lost out on a promotion at work to an attractive older woman. I told him not to cry over skilled MILF."

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"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."
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"Where do Muslims go after they die? Everywhere"
"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."
"What do you call a penguin with a machine gun? Sir. [Groan worthy penguin jokes](https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)"
"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""
"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."
"Multiple personality disorder has made my sex life hard... I want to masturbate , but I'm not into orgies."
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