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Joke of the Day
"Some people are down to earth while others are not quite far down enough."
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"Son, what was the name of the german guy that hides my stuff? Alzheimer grampa Alzheimer"
"When you're with the right person, you feel the perfect balance of happy and horny."
"Two wrongs don't make a right. Unless those wrongs are 270 degree left-hand turns."
"Is the end of the world happening right now? The internet is not working on my phone, so that was my first logical conclusion."
"That show Scrubs is bullshit. Not one person in this hospital joined in my song and dance number."
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"
"Zebra joke! I heard that zebras are neutral about racism."
"Why didn't Herbert Hoover get re-elected? Because he sucked."