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Joke of the Day

"What did the white collar executive say to the low-income disenfranchised youth? Nothing. Social dichotomy prevents the establishment of dialogue."

"What did the car dealer ask the oscilloscope? sin or cosine?"

"Aieee, Ginsburg's dead! If you've never heard the joke with this punchline, find someone who knows it and ask him to tell it to you. It's very funny, but it's too long to bother typing out here."

"I called German UPS to ask them when they would ship my Rift.. They said, ""VR ready."""

"What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community? Juan more time!"

"What do you call a black woman who has had 8 abortions? A crime fighter."

"What did the Italian baseball coach say about the only woman on the team? Ciabatta very good!"

"Playboy has started a new edition for married men with the same women featuring every month."

"What did the Indian boy say to his mother as he left for school? Mumbai!"

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"