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Joke of the Day
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? surreal"
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"I need you to be open with me... ...Said the gynecologist to the psychiatrist"
"What's Scotland's BIGGEST cause of depression? Lonely ness."
"Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager? Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7."
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"
"What do they say about the blind prostitute? You really gotta hand it to her."
"Two Tomatos A father tomato and son tomato were walking down the street. The son was falling behind so the father turned around and **STOMPED** on his son. ""**KETCHUP!**"""
"The only spanish I know is from the song Feliz Navidad, so these last few days have been my time to shine."
"School is like a boner. It's long and hard unless you're asian."