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Joke of the Day
"There is a line in comedy that you should not cross and that line starts at the Boston Marathon."
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"Why don't black people make good calculus problems (warning: racist) Because they'll never be integrated."
"Ever had haggis? I fed it to my dog once.... Poor guy's been licking his asshole for a month, trying to get rid of the taste."
"My ex said he would die for me. All I'm saying is, it was his suggestion."
"Once you go Black Eyed Peas... You never go Back Eyed Peas Source:LJW9"