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Joke of the Day

"Eng: you should wear the leather's jacket... Espan: ponte la chamarra de cuerro... Eng: so Leather died of the cold... Espan: y Cuerro murio de frio."

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."

"What do you call a male robot that likes to dress up in women's clothing? A transistor."

"One hair in my soup Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!"

"How many reposters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they have to steal it first."

"Don't you hate it when... [NSFW] ...you could have actually viewed that Reddit post at work?"

"How do you use an african man to get people to meet your demands? You black male."

"Birthdays are great... ... but too many of them will kill you."

"Instead of thinking about what you're missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing."

"Did you hear about the casino croupier whose hand, through a tragic accident, was reduced to a stub? Don't worry, he's dealing with it."