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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a penguin with a machine gun? Sir. [Groan worthy penguin jokes](https://allwrong.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/penguin-riddles/)"

"Velcro. What a rip off!"

"Bruce Willis recently passed away while having sex He Died Hard"

"Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting people's arms off? It was a vicious cycle."

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"""10 Totally Epic Reasons Why You're Going Straight to Hell"" - 2013 version of Ten Commandments"

"im straight edge i only drink beer and smoke meth"

"Why are women so afraid of looking stupid? Because they don't want the world to know!"

"Although Bugs Bunny starred in many cartoons, why did he die a pauper? He ate all the cabbage he made."

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I play too many video games. Seems like something pretty stupid to Fallout for."