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Joke of the Day

"Multiple personality disorder has made my sex life hard... I want to masturbate , but I'm not into orgies."

"Ron Burgundy recently upgraded his car straight from junker status to luxury SUV. Well that Escaladed quickly."

"If you forget what it's like to talk on a Pay Phone, just lick the handle of a shopping cart"

"What do you call Bees that make milk? Boobies I'm so sorry, it's late and my friend just told this joke to me."

"Your x-ray showed a broken rib, but we fixed it with photoshop."

"What do you call a singing laptop? A Dell"

"I used to hate my job moving air around... But now I'm a big fan."

"I always said I'd never chase after a man, but the older I get, I seriously consider power-walking after one."

"What's Whitney Houston's favourite coordination? Handiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"

"Why do all the trees in Kansas lean south? Because Oklahoma sucks."