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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard the news about the courduroy pillows? They're making headlines!"
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"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."
"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."
"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."
"""dad, why do people say they have green fingers when their fingers are not green""? ""well son, its a saying. just like when you say someone was caught red handed, when their hand is actually black"""
"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."
"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"
"Yoda Tells a Math Joke. Why is 11 afraid of 9? Because ten, nine ate!"
"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."