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Joke of the Day

"Someone just told me that they hate bacon... I can't even find words... It's like someone just murdered a rainbow."

"You know a girl is serious when they say your name in a text."

"What happens when redditors die? RIP in box"

"I like my women how I like my text wrapping... Tight."

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"What's it called when a T-Rex hurts itself? A dino-sore"

"After an argument with my boss, I decided to leave my job at the helium factory. I don't like to be spoken to in that tone of voice."

"Do twins have the same size penis? It's a valid question. I'm sleeping with one and really hope the other brother is doing better"

"I'm not saying she's a whore... But if you threw her out a window she'd be deep penetrated[.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defenestration)"

"What does Sifu stand for in Kung Fu Panda? Does it mean ""Sorry I Fucked Up""?"