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Joke of the Day

"Monday, Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday Those were the days..."

"Why was Eazy-E Straight outta Conciousness? He had N.W.Aids"

"I'm getting to the age where I could be a cougar, but Wikipedia says cougars are ""slender and agile"" which pretty much rules that out."

"Chuck Norris uses beer coasters as shurikens."

"What's the difference between a thief who steals timepieces and a man at a strip club? One snatches watches and the other watches snatches."

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One. One to bitch about it so a white knight will do it for her."

"What do you call a blonde on a college campus? A visitor"

"What's a Jewish Catch 22? Free Ham."

"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"

"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""