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Joke of the Day
"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."
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"Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat."
"I DO love to rush breathlessly into Starbucks and scream ""Is anyone in here writing a screen play? We need one! This is an emergency!"""
"A drunk driver crashed into a school bus full of kids the other day, but it's ok. All the injuries were minor."
"How does a black woman stop crime? She gets an abortion."
"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."
"What are some benefits to living in Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus."
"Honeymooners (II) Her friend asked how the honeymoon went. ""OK,"" she said. ""Though Niagara Falls wasn't as big as I hoped, either."""
"What Did the Dog Say to the Chipmunk? Woof."
"My favorite part of the date is when I tell her that I want her to have my kids. And then I give them to her, all 3 of them."