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Joke of the Day

"Why do white girls travel in groups of 3? Because they can't even"

"You can't go up in a down elevator... ...but you can go down in an up elevator"

"Yo momma's so fat... She got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book."

"Mario: hey u up? Princess: yeah y? M: come over ;) P: can't. Kidnapped :( M: Where? I'll save u P: castle. Up stairs, next 2 flagpole M: k"

"My Pope joke effort Tried to buy some of the second hand stuff the Pope's selling on Vatican eBay but the payment service is down. Fucking Papal."

"How do astronauts say they're sorry? They apollo-gize."

"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."

"You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days. They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket. It was a herd shot round the world."

"Never take a cows job for granted: It's outstanding in its field."

"If Chick fil A and Five Guys ever merged... they could call it Five Guys fil a Chick"