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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a robot dressed in drag? A transition metal."
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"I spent 96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein. It was the grater of two evils."
"What did the overly excited gardener do when spring arrived? He wet his plants."
"My Blonde wife just said to me ""Do men call it a penis 'cause it pees and goes in us?"""
"Give me coffee to change the things I can change and wine to accept the things I can't."
"What is a necrophiliac's safe word? I'm alive."
"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."
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