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Joke of the Day
"Why shoudn't you play poker in Africa ? Because of all the Cheetahs!"
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"Deactivating your Facebook account is the new black friend."
"Oxymoron Black people"
"Sorry to all the people my 3yo has yelled at for eating ice cream in a car. Telling him it was illegal was wrong. I know this now."
"Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead."
"ME: nice fanny pack u weirdo KANGAROO: *puts phone in pouch, pulls out a knife* ME: holy shit"
"What is the difference between a middle school boy and a high school boy? The middle school boy just wants to snatch a kiss."
"I grew up in a town made from wool It was a real close-knit community."
"If Netflix asks if you're still watching, tell the truth. I didn't & missed the first time my Netflix rode a bicycle on its own"
"""I'm a big fan of 50 cent. Or as he's known in Zimbabwe: four hundred million dollars."""