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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever heard the saying... ...come here and sit on my lap and let's see what pops up?"
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"Your mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, and she always comes back for more."
"A guy called into work and says, ""Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"" ""I'm not coming into work this morning!"""
"I don't get why it's called a super moon It doesn't even have a cape"
"Just a reminder that parrots can talk."
"Ladies and Gents ""Ladies and Gents.... ...and that concludes our tour of the toilets."""
"What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand? He screws, nuts, and bolts"
"""wat can i say.. im a people person"" said the man who was MADE OUT OF PEOPLE"
"You know what they say about a guy with tiny arms? He has tiny legs. (if you know what i mean)"