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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't you ever seen a hippo hiding in a tree? Because they are really good at it."
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"It's hard to explain a joke to a kleptomaniac... ...because he takes things literally"
"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."
"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"Having trouble focusing because I watched a man use a key as a Q-tip on the subway today."
"Men and hookers Why do men always pick the hooker that costs tens of thousands of dollars over the far sexier hooker which costs two dollars? Because prostitution is looked down upon."
"I feel sorry for melons... They cantaloupe!"
"North Korea has lowered its missile back down after pointing it up for a few hours. Turns out Viagra and MSG make for bad rocket fuel."
"What car does Luke Skywalker Drive? a toy-""Yoda"""