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Joke of the Day
"Day six of my push-up challenge. So far, I've eaten 107 push-up pops."
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"I met a smelly man who had a way with words He was a pungent"
"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"What do you call an attractive ghost butt that is at max poop capacity? Booootyfull"
"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"
"I've quit my new job as a postman. They handed me my first letter to deliver, I looked at it and thought: ""This isn't for me."""
"Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her W."
"Just turned a corner and bumped into a woman with drawn-on eyebrows. I'm not sure which of us was more surprised."
"WHY WAS THE BROOM LATE FOR WORK? BECAUSE IT OVERSWEPT."
"What do you call a mexican who has a rubber toe and lost his car, Robert carlos"