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Joke of the Day

"Why do black people like fried chicken? Because its delicious."

"My parents always tell me that their world doesn't revolve around me I guess that means that I'm not actually their sun :("

"Friends don't let friends have friends. Be a friend, don't be a friend."

"Who was the most well known Jewish cook? Hitler!"

"I've accepted that my brother is never paying back that money I loaned him... I've lost interest, and I'm just giving up on the principal."

"What's a desert's favorite song? Darude-Sandstorm"

"How do you know Bono is selfish? He does a lot of Pro-Bono work."

"I used to have a job involving crushing cans....... It was soda pressing!"

"Maslow's theory of higher needs does not apply to Chuck Norris. He only has two needs: killing people and finding people to kill."

"What happened to the butched after he backed into the meat grinder? he got a little ""behind"" in his work"