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Joke of the Day
"A black woman has 5 children, all named Tyrone. How does she tell them apart? Their last names."
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"What's the difference between everyone and bullets Everyone misses Harambe. Don't know if this is a repost or not, just heard it from a friend."
"An Israeli is going through passport control at JFK... The immigration officer asks: ""Occupation?"" The Israeli says: ""No. I'm just visiting."""
"A man fighting a war finds an ancient lance capable of healing wounds rather than creating them. He names the weapon ""Ambu-lance"""
"I don't trust anyone with a beard, especially a woman"
"Whoa there, pregnancy test. You just tell us yes or no and we'll decide if it's positive or negative."
"You know what's really odd? Numbers not divisible by 2"
"What is small, dark, and knocking at the door? The future"
"Thanks to my recent change to a healthier lifestyle, I am no longer fat and ugly Now I'm just ugly"
"What is better than getting a N64 on Christmas? Getting a N64 now"