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Joke of the Day
"Bud light is alot like sex in a canoe... It's fucking close to water"
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"What does a lawyer and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck you for your money."
"A lot of people seem to like these pirate jokes... ...but I'm just not hooked."
"A photon checks into a hotel... A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. ""No thanks, I'm traveling light."""
"I think dinosaurs didn't get hit by a meteor they just all committed suicide because they didn't have internet"
"Why do birds, suddenly appear, every time, you are near, serious question, that is weird, shit ton of birds are following you."
"Can anyone help me load Angry Birds on my PalmPilot? If so hit me up on my pager..."
"When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena ."
"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."
"[on first date] Let me get that for you. *holds door open* ""May I help you, sir?"" Yes, my lady would like your finest soft taco supreme..."