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Joke of the Day
"Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery."
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"Why did the privileged white guy fail his algebra test? He didn't know enough about inequalities"
"In college I had 3 girlfriends at the same time. 10 years and a wife later, I have 0 girlfriends. Stay in school kids."
"What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite"
"Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date? He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach."
"You know you're an adult when you get excited over how much crap you just fit into a dishwasher."
"I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell them to that can't."
"What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend? Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me? Edit: I'm an idiot"
"My friends holds her breath driving past cemeteries cause of superstition but I thought she just didn't want to be cocky about breathing"
"Justin Bieber roast during commercials Holy s**t balls.. what a roast so far. Who else is watching and laughing their a$$ off? Turns out Martha Stewart is a boss"