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Joke of the Day

"Guys, we really should have seen Steve Irwin's death coming... ... he always let animals into his heart."

"What did your mom's leg say to her other leg? Nothing; they've never met."

"I'm single by choice. Just not my choice."

"What's green lives three feet under ground and eats rocks a green rock eater"

"Need an ark? I Noah guy"

"Why did Bill Gates & Warren Buffett once have me quickly kicked out of a game of bridge? When it was my turn to bid I kept saying, ""Go fish""."

"So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem? comes out of nowhere."

"My iPhone could say that I have a voicemail from God and I still wouldn't listen to it."

"Modern Haircuts by Sean Head"

"A student sits at his desk and begins his economics exam. He opens the paper and reads the first question. To Germany, how much is Greece worth - 1 mark"