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Joke of the Day

"Why do female skydivers wear tampons? So they don't whistle on the way down."

"I asked my mother if I could have some cloth to give to the nuns. She said, ""Fine, just don't let it become a habit"""

"Did you know it's now politically incorrect to say 'black paint'? Now you have to say ""Jerome can you please paint the fence""."

"I was going to buy some classical music CDs... But I was too baroque."

"What do you call A Bohemian Lumberjack? ...A *Blogger.* ( I'll see myself out.. :)"

"Nepal: ""just like awkwardly stack two triangles to make our flag"" All the other countries have rectangles ""TWO TRIANGLES"" Alright ok fine"

"Japan won't get Fallout 4 until December 17th, but that's okay, they got the original fallout 70 years before us."

"Her: You have very beautiful hair. Me: Oh, you flirt! *Hands me her card* Her: If you're ever thinking about selling it, call me..."

"*Witnesses an awkward moment* starts a slow clap* sees that nobody is joining me* pretends like I'm trying to kill mosquitoes*"

"I wish the band Journey was a giant human mouth becasue I have a hard-on and they *SUCK*!"