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Joke of the Day
"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."
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"How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Lol they can't change anything"
"We don't lose friends, we just learn who our real ones are."
"Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs."
"Whole Foods added a 10 items or less checkout line as if anyone can afford to buy more than 10 items at a Whole Foods."
"[woman on death row] ""Your last meal?"" - I don't care. You pick. ""Fish?"" - Gross no ""Steak?"" - No. Anything is fine tho. ""Pasta?"" - Ew carbs"
"What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum? He's gladiator."
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"Either my daughter has pink glitter in her hair or head lice is way more fabulous than I remember."
"Apple's latest phone is going to be a hit. It's the iPhone Success."