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Joke of the Day
"They call it ""pms"" because ""mad cow disease"" was already taken."
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"Tim & Jim went had coffee They both ordered hot coffee and after a while, Jim yelled ""OMFG ! Drink fast before it cools !"". Tim asked why and Jim said ""Hot coffee is $10 and Cold is $50."""
"What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes"
"*lights a joint* Woah, fire! Ow! My elbow!"
"Whats Lil' Waynes favorite pizza place? Little seizures"
"What did the Vegetarian say when he wanted to eat meat? ""Going vegetarian was a missteak"""
"I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia, fcuk"
"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Poop, duh."
"I think parents are incredibly selfish and rude for having additional children without first consulting their existing child. "
"I dropped my iPhone in water and now I'm unable to make phone calls. So basically it's the same as it was before."