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Joke of the Day
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
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"What's a Grecian Urn? About 2 bucks an hour depending on what the current minimum wage is."
"What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad? Wipe away those ears."
"I got 66 problems and being upside down is 1"
"There's a lot I don't get about women The main thing being their phone number."
"Due to steroids, women assume a guy with huge muscles has shriveled testicles. That's why I stay out of shape. The ladies know I'm packing."
"""Son it's time we had the talk"" ""Cmon dad I know about se.."" ""Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"" ""What?"" ""It was an inside job"""
"Imagine me in bed. Wrong. Wetter. Wrong again. Wetter. Wrong AGAIN! Soaking wet. This leaky roof is gonna cost me a fortune to fix!"
"Before you abduct someone do you have to fill in a chloroform?"
"Did you hear about the new circumcision clinic opening up? I hear the doctors only work for tips."