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Joke of the Day
"humer why do squirrels swim on their backs???? To keep their nuts dry!"
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"What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard? Pillow fight."
"The first Hobbit movie was half the book. The second, about a quarter. In the sixth instalment, the group has a 3 hour breakfast and a nap."
"what's the best part about eating out your... nsfw ....grandma? you can suck her tits at the same time!"
"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"
"I love raccoons. Part cat. Part dog. Part rodent. Part bear. Little people hands. What's not to like?"
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"
"""That's close enough..."" ~Government worker"
"What do you call a veterinarian who's real good at poker? (first post) Ace of spays"
"Ever since i started wearing camo all the time... My girlfriend said she can't see me anymore."