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Joke of the Day

"A guy walks into a bar and sees a sign that reads... Sandwich: $5.00 Handjob: $10.00 Repost a joke the next day: 1500 up votes Now, please, wash your hands and make me a sandwich."

"New Horizons probe discovers trees on Pluto! Reporters asked ""how can you tell?"" And NASA said ""from the bark, you dummies!"""

"What is reddit's favorite song? ""Karma Police"" by Radiohead."

"""conference"" comes from the Latin ""con"" meaning ""together with"" and ""ference"" meaning ""the worst people on earth"""

"My mother said to me at dinner last week that I overreact too much to criticism. So I shot her."

"What's worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees"

"Why doesn't Kanye West take his wife to the beach? Because he is afraid tidal wave will take her away from him."

"What do you call a person who makes surrealist sandwiches? Salvador Deli."

"My music teacher told me to stay on key I said ""pitch please"""

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Rastafarian Barbie ...she has dreadlocks and ganja mon!"