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Joke of the Day
"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"
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"If the band Toto, drummer Tommy Lee & singer Marvin Gaye ever got together and made an album... ...I'm pretty it would be Toto Lee Gaye."
"What does a north Korean and a ginger have in common? Neither has a Seoul"
"Lochte: My record is the most credible, because... IM the world record holder."
"two ants are fighting on a toilet seat One of them gets pissed off."
"What do Penises and Rubik's Cubes have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get"
"equality A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less."
"I'm not gay.. I just like 9 inch black clits. Peckas."
"People who call the Bible a fairy tale forget that in fairy tales everyone lives happily ever after."
"3: *throws plate in sink Me: but you barely ate! 3: yeah, I'm full...what are you eating? Me: the same thing you had 3: can I have a bite?"