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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Canadian Spy Agency? The CIEh"
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"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."
"My Dr. just diagnosed me as 'paranoid'! Well, she didn't say that, but I know the bitch was thinking it!"
"So a centaur walks into a bar The bartender says, ""Hey, how's the sore throat?"" The centaur replies, ""My throat isn't horse but my legs are."""
"Two Jihadis Walked In to a bar They didn't blow it up."
"What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use? Uniball."
"Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals."
"*At the pearly gates* St Peter: Welcome to heaven. I'll show you around. Me: Sooo many oysters must've died to make this gate."
"I take comfort in the fact that my neighbour will probably die before me. I'll be at his funeral, leafblowing through the entire ceremony."
"A fax machine is just a surprise printer."