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Joke of the Day
"i hate it when people don't know the difference between ur and u'r"
Next Joke
"I love my wife dearly, but she just used the word ""whatevs"" for the first time, so 17 years. It's been a good run."
"your mom is so stupid... She put gum up her ass so she can pop shit. A very old joke that for some reason makes me giggle every time..."
"It really annoys me when people who barely know you want to become Facebook friends, like an old classmate or someone you've slept with"
"Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?"
"They say attractiveness is relative... my cousin seemed to disagree"
"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"
"Young God: ok, a little hydrogen and- *chemistry set explodes* Mom: what was that?! God: nothing! *scoops resulting universe into shoebox*"
"My idea of flirting is giving a girl 1 of my 10 tacos."
"The first 30 years of childhood are always the hardest."